hes talking about a raw chicken breast

(Source: farfromfallen, via lost--happiness)

Timestamp: 1369145211

chudobs:

someone has waited their entire life to put that title to use and if he is not promoted immediately i am calling the l.a. times and complaining

(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via robbie-stevenson96)

Timestamp: 1369143250
  • person: are you athletic?
  • me: i run
  • person: oh sweet
  • me: *whispers* a blog.

i’m friends with everyone until they get better friends and kinda leave me

(Source: harryedward, via live-love-die-young)